The Golden Ticket

It’s like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory all over again… a small amount of ‘Golden Tickets’ available to a select few. This time however, said tickets are invitations to what is commonly referred to as the wedding of the year. (You understand, that as a bride to be getting married on the same day, I cast my ‘wedding of the year’ vote in a different direction… but appreciate that I am in the vast minority!)

The first 1800 tickets have now been posted according to varying global media sources – and potential guests wait with baited breath to see if they will be invited to any or all of the events.

Golden tickets... but who for?

While millions worldwide can only dream of attending, spare a thought for Mexican teen Estibalis Chavez, 19. She is lacking a golden ticket for any Willy Wonka style rare occasions, which is just as well as she has been on hunger strike for 8 days. Why you ask? Surely the answer is obvious! This teen thinks that there is a direct correlation with her hunger, and the heart strings of the future King and Queen of England. She hopes the strike will mean that Wills and Kate will invite her to their wedding. The term ‘cutting off your nose to spite your face’ has never been truer. Nor has the term “WTF?!!”

Are you serious?!

If this works... there will be a wave of hunger strikes globally

I don’t have a crystal ball… but I am willing to wager my remaining wedding budget that this is not a hunger strike that will be taught in the history books. This is not Gandhi protesting the British occupation of India… or Suffragette Emmaline Pankhurst striking for the rights of womankind – this is ultimately a girl fighting for her right to party… albeit with the royals. Is she a Beastie Boy of a new generation?

So I imagine it will be a no to Ms Chavez – attempted revolution or otherwise… and at the time of writing, the media has started reporting that Fergie, the Duchess of York is planning to snub the Royal Wedding – even if she is invited… a real shame for William who apparently sees her as one of his favourite aunts.

Creating the ideal wedding guestlist is often complicated (at best) for any bride and groom – and it’s evident that while royalty may bring some [many] privileges, hard decisions are hard decisions whoever you are.

In the run up to our April 29th shindig, I am reminding myself of just that… with 2/3 invitations out and just a 1/3 to go – it’s important to remember that you can’t please all of the people all of the time. There’s a chance that someone along the way may be put out by not being invited. Our non royal budget means we can’t invite everyone we would like to attend… but are so honoured by family and friends who are gearing up to attend from Guyana, Barbados, Canada, Kenya and more… and who knows, if she decides to eating is a good idea – maybe a certain 19 year old guest from Mexico may gatecrash if she decides to venture to Windsor instead of Westminster. Knowing we wouldn’t have to pay £X per head for her meal means I may not entirely object!

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